10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio