10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier