10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.