10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz