10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.