10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fold and live to fold again
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)