10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from