10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "No river, no fish."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders