10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.