10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...