10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.