10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson