10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.