10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.