10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"