10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.