10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)