10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.