10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.