10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it