10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.