10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• It's Free To Fold...