10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."