10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer