10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.