10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury