10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.