10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.