10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen