10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.