10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth