10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it