10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.