10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• It's Free To Fold...
• Welcome to kicker school
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "No river, no fish."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!