10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22