10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• It's Free To Fold...