10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."