10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is for loners.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.