10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.