10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright