10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek