10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson