10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.