10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen