10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.