10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak