10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.