10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.