10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth