10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha